Dick Graybut.

  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Comic con is two weeks away and im only done with my wig 
Also can you guess the chaRActER???!!?!!!
star-wars-ruined-my-life:

i cannot see this without thinking about percy and jason
just imagine
both of them casually jogging until suddenly
oh shit
OH SHIT
RUN
Breaking news eren is a sub in bdsm
Hi im genderbent death the kid and why is there two of me
Am i an office lady or halfway done with my death the kid cosplay for nycc 2014? The world may never know…
phoenix-ace:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  
I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.
The actual zodiac signs

fabulink:

Aries: really fucking arrogant
Taurus: bossy as fuck
Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan
Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot
Leo: talks way too much
Virgo: overanalyzes everything
Libra: probably hella boring
Scorpio: has a collection of knives
Sagittarius: keep your opinions to yourself
Capricorn: lucifer’s servant
Aquarius: hella weird and judgemental
Pisces: way naive and probably gay

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